A man and his penis have a very special relationship. It is the physical manifestation of your pride, the thing that makes you feel masculine. You and your penis do everything together; you seen the hottest women together, driven the fastest cars, and shaken hands more times than you can probably count. You would think that you know everything about each other by now.
However, there are a few strange and interesting facts about penises that many people do not know. Despite the amount of time he spends hanging out with you, you would think there wouldn’t be any secrets. Despite this, these few little facts will make you wonder if you can ever look him in the eye the same again.
- Smoking is making your penis smaller
We all know that smoking is bad for us because of the damage it does to your lungs and the increased risk of cancer. However, did you know that smoking is literally making your penis smaller? Erection size is to do with blood flow and therefore, any constrictions to blood flow are going to affect how big your erection can get. Smoking contracts blood flow, meaning that it constricts the size of your penis. If you want to increase your blood flow, stop smoking and start taking a supplement such as ‘Sexual Overdrive’ to really see the results grow!
- Your penis doesn’t give you as good orgasms as a vagina
Although your orgasm may feel mind-blowing to you. Hell, sometimes you feel like you have died and gone to heaven. Despite this, women can have different types of orgasms, vaginal and clitoral, while also having longer orgasms than men. Women can orgasm for around 23 seconds, and anywhere up to a minute. Men only orgasm for around 6 seconds on average.
- You can get a new foreskin
Most men in the US are circumcised, mainly through tradition but sometimes due to religion or health. However, it has often been shown that men who are circumcised have less sensitive penises, due to the continual rubbing against clothing, causing it to become desensitized. However, if you do find yourself wanting to reconstruct that foreskin, it is possible, but it can take years. The skin that moves on the shaft of the penis is pulled forward and pinned in place. Doctors use weights and rubber rings to effectively stretch the skin until it becomes a foreskin.
- You might be able to give yourself head
If this is you, you won’t be surprised. There’s no doubt that the vast majority of men have tried this in their time. However, 1 in 400 men is flexible enough to suck their own cocks. You can practice yoga to help you achieve this, but if you can’t do it naturally, the likelihood is that your ribs are in the way. You could always copy Marylin Manson and have the lower ribs removed.
- The uglier you are, the weaker you sperm
Studies have shown that better looking males have stronger sperm. If you aren’t a looker, this may be sad news for you, but it follows the theory of evolution. Women are more attracted to better looking males and therefore these are more likely to carry on the species. It is unclear which follows which. Did you become good looking because your sperm were stronger? Chicken and egg.
So next time you have a rendezvous with your penis, just bear these facts in mind. Penises come in all shapes and sizes and apparently have all kinds of secrets they are keeping from you.